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Next Cowford Regulator Match January 28th, Fourth Saturday Cowford Stampede Annual Match Application
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From the desk of New Sheriff: General "Capless" Smokey |
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News coming as soon as the smoke clears and we can find him! |
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General Lee Smokey Elected "Sheriff" Cowford Regulators Doc Monday Retains Office of Territorial Governor In a close race at the November match, G. L. Smokey came away the new Sheriff of the Cowford Regulators. He was almost overwhelmed by the victory and Riblet as shown below, takes Smokey's temperature. Doc Monday was steadfast in his victory for Territorial GOV.
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JANUARY STAGES
Janus: Stage 1, Bay 1 Story: In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus is the god of beginnings and transitions, thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The concepts of January and janitor are both based on aspects of Janus. All of today’s stages will feature doors or transitions. Story: In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus is the god of beginnings and transitions, thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The concepts of January and janitor are both based on aspects of Janus. All of today’s stages will feature doors or transitions. Procedure: When shooter is ready state your line What’s our New Years resolution? Story: In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus is the god of beginnings and transitions, thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The concepts of January and janitor are both based on aspects of Janus. All of today’s stages will feature doors or transitions. In Stage 3 we honor the Janitors of the world. Directions: Shooter standing behind starting line holding a broom. Rifle staged on left table with 10 rnds. Shotgun staged on left table with 4+ rnds on your body. Pistols loaded with 5 rnds each and holstered. Procedure: When shooter is ready state your line Clean up this mess! Directions: Shooter standing behind table, not touching guns. Rifle staged on table with 10 rnds. Shotgun staged on table with 6+ rnds on your body. Procedure: When shooter is ready state your line: A door works both ways.
Story: In ancient Roman religion and mythology, Janus is the god of beginnings and transitions, thence also of gates, doors, doorways, endings and time. He is usually a two-faced god since he looks to the future and the past. The concepts of January and janitor are both based on aspects of Janus. All of today’s stages will feature doors or transitions. Directions: Shooter standing behind left table as if checking the time on his watch. Rifle staged on table left with 9 rnds. Shotgun staged on right table with 6+ rnds on your body. Pistols loaded with 5 rnds each and holstered. Procedure: When shooter is ready state your line: Tick Tock, Tick Tock |
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Cowboy Wisdom |
| Ther's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. |
| Don't Squat with yer Spurs on! |
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Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none. |
| The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. |
| If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. |
| Good Judgement comes from experience, and a lotta that come from Bad Judgement. |
| If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and them to make sure it's still there with ya. |
| When you give a personal lesson in meaness to a feller, don't be surprised if he learns it real well. |
| Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back. |
| Always drink upstream of the herd. |
| Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
| Tellin' a man to get lost and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions. |
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Random Thoughts |
| "Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians." Geoffrey Boothroyd |
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Cowboy Humor |
| A Cowboy stops at the local watering hole for a drink. As he leaves, he finds his horse has been stolen! He goes back to the bar, handily flips his gun over his shoulder, spins it one handed over his head, fires a shot into the ceiling, then spins the gun back to the holster without looking. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?" he demands forcefully. But there's no answer. "All right, I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shift restlessly, and when he walks back outside, his horse is back! As he mounts up to leave, the bartender wanders out and asks, "Say pardner, before you go . . . what happened in Texas?" The cowboy smiled and said, "I had to walk home!" |
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